Coffee Drinker
An unfolding incremental game. Start out drinking coffee... end up managing a cult.
I was inspired by Cookie Clicker, Universal Paperclips, as well as Cultist Simulator. Although the game is a bit short, about 30 mins to a couple hours of content, I believe it respects your time. If there is enough support, I might consider adding more to it.
Thank you for playing!
God Bonuses (all of these bonuses are additive):
God of Better Coffee - Worker production bonus increased by 100%
God of Time - Speeds up tick speed by 20%
God of Knowledge - Speeds up research by 20%
God of Cults - Cultists produce 100% more influence
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Development log
- Coffee Drinker is now on Itch!Oct 02, 2020
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Is there a way to save or export/import the game ? I like having an incremental running in the background at work, but our browser policy clears all the cache cookies and stuff at each reboot. Without the ability to save, I can loose everything any time.
For some reason I cant ascend into a coffee god? I have 1.5e+5 influence and 2e+9 empty mugs, I don't know what I'm doing wrong, please help :(
I am NOT making a cult..... I didn't listen to the voice...I only hired vacuum cleaners... im nearing 1e+8 empty mugs.
and what happens then you have 100 chance calffeine
that means you... DIE
pretty fun :D i really like the layout, its very clean!! may i suggest achievements of some type as a goal to work towards? since after ascending a few times i didn't have much of a reason to continue playing, but i did enjoy the time i spent on it c:
When you can drink 2 cups of coffee every sip, that's when you know.
then you think that youre burning the mouth
Damn i need this upgrade irl.
actually, I need actual friends irl.
Hi there, I posted this one year ago.
am I not allowed to reply to old posts?
it just seems.. unusual to be replying to a comment from 1 year ago.
technically its 342 days ago so its not a year B)
perfect game
Im already doin im already sipping
it wont let me even click have a sip of coffee.
Because you might have the upgrade of "I'm always sipping"
:) I really enjoyed this game today. Very funny! I didn't realize there were status messages at the top until a little while in, but I still enjoyed it! Thank you for working hard on it!
why are raising numbers so addictive? great game
The cost efficiency in worker tab really helps
I think that the cult should wage war against the cult of the tea drinkers
Hey, when I came back, my save was gone, does this have something to do with me creating an account between retuning
really good game! i love incremental/idle games and thought that i had seen all the good ones on itch already, clearly i was wrong! very humorous and funny, 5/5 stars
Nice Game, maybe you change the resources so that they scroll along, so they do not disappear at the coffee monster.
No there is nothing beyond the first prestige, unfortunately. I have some rough ideas down for a sequel/remake sort of thing that maybe we will see one day, but who knows.
I took this game too far
Not far enough lol
This game could REALLY use an upgrade to auto-purchase upgrades and auto-start researches when available that carries over between runs cause this is getting tiring trying to click them all, especially when they start finishing quickly/popping up faster. I'm gonna develop carpal tunnel at this rate.
Currently at 50 ms tick speed, I feel like the game's gonna break soon if I continue
Which is appropriate for a game about drinking too much coffee! :D
amateur. Try 30 ms
Very Addicting... I might have forgot to do my homework because of this lol
This is how I know I made it, I made someone miss a homework assignment because they were busy playing my game haha
I much doubt your game was inspired by mine, but when i was still learning how to code i made a game called "Coffee drinker" on khan academy that was also an incremental, just in case it is i would feel great about having inspired someone at least a little, if it's not, still a fun coincidenc that may be interesting to you.
Anyways great game, is all i wanted from a coffee drinker incremental and more.
More coffee
You haven't had enough coffee until you have ascended into a coffee god.
I already did
i really like the coffe but i like more this game
2e10 empty mugs and 3.494e7 empty mugs per sec.
Good game
The influence numbers are not coming up as notation under research in research level 3+ - I'm using Coffee-Drinker Offline 0.8.3.3
it says im getting 61.75 influence/sec but the units tell me i should be getting 123,5 / sec ?
Edit: im using the browser version
It's been a while since I've looked at the source code, but I believe that the value has already been doubled. Without the bonus, you would only be getting 30.875 influence/sec
oh i see, i tried doing multiple more cult bonuses and i can see it getting the bonus as intended, but i think there might be something wrong with the influnce production value of the cultists.
currently getting 1.25 out of an initiate but its telling me the influnce production for each is 6.25
other cultists seem to be the same making the influence producion 5x more than the actual influence it should give.
This is a cute game with a lot of comedy. I thoroughly enjoyed the messages.
I really like the Cost Efficiency option. Makes my life a lot easier.
yes I'd love to start a coffee cult that just proves how good this game is
I'm drinking some coffee right now actually...
nice
I don't know why I'm even playing this - I don't like coffee. Yet this was very fun and easy to grasp.
I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's really cool that someone made a video playthrough of my game :)
this is a really addictive game for a procrastinator like me who avoids doing things and likes idle games
for someone who avoid drinking coffee at all costs, i sure do like ascending to a coffee god
Gotta love ascending into a coffee god
i'm dumb but i'm clicking on the sip button and its doing nothing
I'm not sure what exactly is causing that. I would try refreshing first if you haven't.
If that doesn't work, and you're on Chrome or Firefox or similar, could you right click and select inspect (the developer console) and see what the errors are. For some reason the JavaScript doesn't load all of the time.
I'm pretty sure that downloading the game should work too.
love the game
This was a fun wee game! I hope you do add to it. Well Done!
Thank you for playing! I would love to add more to it, I still have plenty of ideas. Though I have some other games I'm working on first. Maybe in a year or so I'll revisit this idea and remake it in a game engine with a larger scope!
Great game! I loved the flavor text in the log for the upgrades, very entertaining!
Lol, I had to give the player something to do while waiting for the next upgrade!
Thanks for playing the game!